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Two years ago today, I had my last cigarette.
I used to smoke about a pack and a half or so a day. I no longer do.
So, let’s do the math.
(Not even from a price point, but from the pictures below.)
Examine: Fat. Smoking. Not healthy. No muscles. Relatively cute girl, who spoke no English.
Now: 
Thin. Non-smoking. Healthy. Muscles. Better tan. Better clothing choices. Much cuter girl. Cuter Australian accent.
I’ll take “I prefer NOW,” for $200, Alex?
Two years. Go me.
