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Thoughts on snow…
Me: “F’ing snow. No skydiving.”
My friend Rachel: Don’t cha just love the women that wear heels & stilettos in the snow?
Where do they think they are going?
With NO socks..
Its like honey-we are concerned with the snow-NOT what you are wearing & if you are a fashion plate.
The news guy on 1010 WINS: “Well, March certainly has come in like a Lion this year.”
My friend Mike: “Dude, are you in LA? It’s freakin’ SNOWING here!” Me: “I leave tomorrow.” Mike: “Oh.”
My doorman: “It’s snowing outside!” (While in front of a floor-to-ceiling glass window, clearly showing the snow.)
From the eternal optimist, Sarah: I spent 45 minutes in the car to go six miles at ten miles an hour before I turned around and came back home, where I’m working. It’s pretty outside, at any rate, and actually the roads aren’t terrible, it’s just the people on them that are.
From Amy: I’m in phoenix and have been for three and a half weeks, and i think i’m taking a promotion that will move me to portland oregon a few weeks after that…so no snow in phoenix but get your ice scraper out to help the bus driver!
From Mara: i fucking hate this weather and i have to get in my car now to drive to NJ 🙁 (Ed’s note: Anything about going to Jersey would depress me. Not just the snow.)
From my friend Jai, who for some reason, fancies himself a cross between Edgar Allen Poe and Cookie Monster:
