Best headline: “Paris Says Jail term Cruel, Fires Publicist”

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As I sit here in Napa helping to produce a conference,  I couldn’t help but comment on that headline from Reuters, which talks about how Paris is going to fire her publicist.

Why? Because…

Hilton said her publicist had told her she was permitted to drive for work-related reasons after the first 30 days of her license suspension late last November, and she relied on that.

I’m sorry? It’s your PUBLICIST’S FAULT?

Spoiled brat. Go to jail. You’ll become someone’s girlfriend, learn a lesson, and you know damn well, come out and wind up with a new reality show about the experience.

Deal with it. It’s only 45 days. Which will be knocked down to a week, at the most.

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