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Congratulations to Dick Weltz and Becky Yeamans, both of whom sent me KILLER Christmas PR lyrics. Send me your addresses, I’ll send you your Zibra “OpenIt!”
Honorable Mention to Andrew at Tremor Media who sent me the following lyrics: “I want a Zibra Openit. Send me one. Tra la la.”
PR Pays (To the Tune of Jingle Bells) By Dick Weltz
See your name in print
Or hear it on the air.
All done by the dint
Of your flack’s successful flair.
Your brand soars above
The others in the mart.
You will feel such robust love
For your PR agent who’s so smart.
Oh, PR pays; PR pays; PR pays to do.
Think how high Your sales will fly
When great PR works for you!
And the grand prize:
Jingle Bells Jingles Sell
(“Before”) (“After” by Becky Yeamans)
Dashing through the snow Using words you know
In a one horse open sleigh In ads you see each day
O’er the fields we go Oh, the thoughts we sow
Laughing all the way Your children we can sway
Bells on bob tails ring Toys that beep and ring
Making spirits bright Waking you at night
What fun it is to laugh and sing What fun it is to sell and ring
A sleighing song tonight Cash registers each night
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Oh, jingles sell, jingles sell
Jingle all the way Jingles hold and sway
Oh, what fun it is to ride Oh, what fun it is to write
In a one horse open sleigh By a deadline ev’ry day
Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingles sell, jingles sell
Jingle all the way Jingles hold and sway
Oh, what fun it is to ride Oh, what fun it is to write
In a one horse open sleigh By a deadline ev’ry day
A day or two ago A day or two ago
I thought I’d take a ride We thought you’d never buy
And soon Miss Fanny Bright E’en when your tot would show
Was seated by my side For ev’ry toy a cry
The horse was lean and lank Your purse is lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot Your funds are not a lot
We got into a drifted bank Alas, it’s us you have to thank
And then we got upsot That jingle hit the spot
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Oh, jingles sell, jingles sell
Jingle all the way Jingles hold and sway
Oh, what fun it is to ride Oh, what fun it is to write
In a one horse open sleigh By a deadline ev’ry day
Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingles sell, jingles sell
Jingle all the way Jingles hold and sway
Oh, what fun it is to ride Oh, what fun it is to write
In a one horse open sleigh, yeah By a deadline ev’ry day, yeah
Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingles sell, jingles sell
Jingle all the way Jingles hold and sway
Oh, what fun it is to ride Oh, what fun it is to write
In a one horse open sleigh By a deadline ev’ry day
Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingles sell, jingles sell
Jingle all the way Jingles hold and sway
Oh, what fun it is to ride Oh, what fun it is to write
In a one horse open sleigh By a deadline ev’ry day
