Why sometimes it’s good to simply NOT issue a statement

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When asked why people should pray for  him when he wasn’t even injured, his publicist said, “Well, he wasn’t hurt or anything, but the fact that he was there and all that.”

You know, I wasn’t hurt either, because I was in NYC, but I’d like people to pray for me, too. You know, as opposed to praying for people who, I don’t know, WERE INJURED OR KILLED Dumbass.

In London, uninjured singer Omarion seeks prayers. (Reuters)

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