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LIVING: ‘Pet Lettuce’ — Freelancer
I am investigating a story for on the trend of people having “pet lettuce,” along the lines of a pet rock. Pet lettuce owners will actually drag a head of lettuce around on a leash. If anyone has seen a pet lettuce owner or knows anything about how this fad began please contact me as soon as possible.