Memo to BMW: Stop showing people your cars suck

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Now don’t get me wrong – I have a BMW – I love it. It’s a wonderful, wonderful car, and I get to go really, really fast. But BMW Manhattan is not filled with the brightest bulbs in the case.

Not only could they not discover that the slow leak in my tire was coming from the tire axle itself (twice,) but walking to my office today, I see this…

BmwFor those who can’t see, it’s not one, but two broken-down BMW’s, one on a flatbed, one hooked up to a tow-truck, PARKED in front of BMW Manhattan.

Why not just take out an advertisement that screams “OUR CARS SUCK, THEY BREAK DOWN A LOT.”

Memo to BMW: Broken ones get dropped off in the back!

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