Have you joined my incredibly non-annoying, once-in-a-while email newsletter?
I know. Honestly. I know. I knew from the moment I started getting the emails. I know. I swear. I know. and yes, I’ll bring it in and have it fixed. The last time I used it was during the transit strike, anyway. With all my marathon training of late, I feel it would be almost sacrilegious to use it now.
So, thank you for all the emails, but I already know that all Segways are being recalled.
Besides – I’m in London for the weekend. My Segway is home. My cats are probably using it. Karma, NASA: Stay off the Segway.
