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Perez, honey… I love what you’ve done with everything up to now – how you’ve built yourself up defies all logic – and it rocks.
But seriously. The hair. The hair.
We’ve got to talk about the hair. And can I take you shopping? Please? Come on. We’re both city boys. Let’s go shopping. It’ll be fun. I promise. Seriously. After the marathon, I’ll be itching for a new wardrobe – I’ve gotta look the part for the holiday season. Let’s shop. Malena can even do our hair together. It’ll be a day. Please?