A Pizza is still a Pizza, except in Iran

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According to the AP, Pizza in Iran will now be referred to as “Elastic Loaves.”

This is due to Iran attempting to block Western Influence.

“Ray’s Elastic Loaves, can I help you,” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

What if “Pizza” was a trademarked name of a speciifc company, and it was banned? How (if at all) could you as the company VP/M help?

Heya! You Sitta Downa, I make-a You-a Nice-a Elastic Loafa, yes?

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